Virtual Reality

Even with a handful of people blocked, I seemed to notice that these same people who lost a lot of their pull...ARE TRYING TO STAY RELEVANT.



No one respects you, no one gives a anymore. If the only way you need to stay relevant and keep respect is by chopping virtual flags by all means then do so. Just remember- its a virtual flag...that doesn't exist...in which you use these virtual flags to gain respect from virtual floating heads.

I also love the way people threaten others with their flag count during an insult parade. It can be the nastiest, horrible argument and the other person will pop up and be like "oh yeah well I am going to chop your flags" who cares...just build more and keep it moving.

Maybe I am just inspired to write this entry because the guy who gets banned every month was going on about his badass crew (lol um...what?) and something else...well he is blocked so I am just running this through what I heard BUT ANYWAY if no one asks about you, no one is going after you, if no one is talking about you or keeping your name out there...you are not relevant. You shouldn't have to try extra hard to stay relevant either. Chopping noobs and people that are easy to get to is not being relevant. Bullying others because you are insecure is not being relevant.

It's a game...I am not sure why popularity within a handheld device is needed. Maybe your significant other isnt paying you enough attention or your daddy didn't love you as a child but if you look at the big picture from the outside its funny.

Also this nine towers crap is a way of trying to stay relevant and hype people up, people that no longer have pull in this game which is why I refuse to participate or acknowledge it. "Hey wanna come hit these towers?" No. Why? Because they want you to care because you give them more attention.

I think these people should just accept the fact they are washed up and just do something constructive like adopt a noob or better their PVP skills so people don't laugh at them behind their backs because they run like they see Godzilla.

it's not high school. no one cares about the cool kids table during the lunch hour

xoxo,
Sheena the Latina

Boys will be Girls

well this week we have been blessed with the pressence of a vet who had quit for an odd number of months. Upon her return I forgot all about the truce she had called with Penguin, Chewy and I.

For the price of someone else's flags, she begged for us to stop teasing her. I never agreed to these terms because I do not believe in selling out. Especially for like, what? 10 flags (LOL). I REFUSE TO BE FAKE TO MY ENEMY. IF I WANT TO CLOWN YOU I WILL!!!



With that being said this week has been somewhat interesting. We had a sad departure of TheMeatMan and the return of a couple of people. It was also nice to see people win legit hats (i.e. no building and destorying your own flags for points [and congrats to my babe for winning the first ever legit Popeye's hat ])

Whats REALLY pissing me off is the force close and lag. It has intensified more than ever before. I think I force close every 5 minutes, no lie or exaggeration. If its not force closing then its lagging which results in me rebooting PK often and it is so annoying when I am in the middle of a conversation which may or may not be important.

Prices on certain things are driving down for certain. I seen food going for 90g each. I even bought 200 for 5k through a friend which even if it was a homie discount, it's just not that valuable anymore. My latest obession lately is collecting diamonds because I fell in love with the 20 diamond tiara (14 more to go this number will drastically change tomorrow )

well back to the ocean waters. I am starting to feel sea sick, even if Belle calls me Mermaid

xoxo,
Sheena the Mermaidian Latina

i be yellin "fuck em!" with a dildo sign

I think that the more some people play, the more some people forget that PK is just a game. You talk crap, chop people's flags and keep it moving.
Last night and earlier today while I was merrily planting flags and talking to my fellow PK members I had an epiphany. Someone was putting all their real feelings into these virtual flags I have...like chopping them is going to solve all thier issues. Having this thought process I actually laughed. Being chopped was funny to me at that moment. So for the 10 flags dropped I planted nearly 200 more and kept it moving.

But let's take an inside look into the real drama at hand. I've heard people repeat their side of the story which is hilarious that someone is playing the victim to their own wrong doing. What's even more hilarious is the people who stand wholeheartedly behind this player like what THEY did was completely ok and that I was in the wrong.

7:24 PM mizzbishchelle: I just ya know.. play dirty.

So for the past few months, I have had these two idiots on block meaning, they are dead to me. I do not talk about them unless provoked and I've been handling my business and been doing me.

7:28 PM mizzbishchelle: haha
  boys
  I play alot on pk

someone who looks like that is trying to talk shit about me, call me fat and a whore which is so funny to me that I actually called up my friend and we both laughed so hard over the phone. Not only is she ugly on the outside, she is very ugly and insecure on the inside which is sad. I'd understand all shit talking if she was fine, skinny and lived in a bomb ass crib and had a clean rap sheet but I've gotten so many PM's from people nodding in agreement about how bad she makes her self look when she flings false insults at me. EVEN HER OWN FRIENDS.

7:28 PM mizzbishchelle: just with a few tho
  like10 and geoi and scooty mainly

and then she drags Ms Chewbacca into it

or well maybe Chewy took it upon herself. Even though I've been keeping to myself shes been PMing everyone like an obsessive stalker spreading false rumors. Me and the hubs were laughing at her 10 page PM's she kept firing off acting like shes concerned.

MAYBE she forgot about how she was crying in my inbox about Penguin flirting with her PK man and how she thought they were creeping. You should never ever feel like your best friend is seeing your man behind your back. If your best friend makes you feel like that, they aren't really your friend. I also remember how she was whining about Penguin having phone sex with her crush and how sad she was. You think I'd back up someone who kept going after the people I intimately cared for? HELL NO! I guess I don't fault her for staying a loyal friend and backing her friend up who self admitted she was cybering with all of PK lol. I just think it's funny how she paints them as victims and like her friend is innocent

7:22 PM klanie13: Mimz he never sends me heart
  Only once when i signed on n him n shellz were hunting
  He usually sends shellz emoji hearts
  Not me

Let me tell you something. I can be thrown all the fat jokes in the world, and be called this and that but here is the thing- I am honest and loyal to my man. When I make mistakes I admit them and I move on and I do not throw people under the bus for my relationship wrong doings or mistakes. Also I know I am a beautiful individual inside and out, I have friends who love me, I have a man who is in love with me and I love the hell out of him, what more can I ask for? I don't need to stay bitter and to feud with anyone. I am not a little child, I am a grown woman and whatever I do is my business. Anything I ever did while being PK single is my business. Any rumors that fly around that I didnt confirm or clear- step off with it. I even clearly stated that I stopped talking to other guys.

7:25 PM me: All my old boytoys are mad @ me
7:26 PM mizzbishchelle: why?!
 me: because I really fell for al and I stopped paying attn to them lmao
  Like one of them chopped me

and if it's over me having new friends again, I am not a child and I will not be told who I can and cannot be friends with. Funny thing is I didn't put my friends on blast when they sold materials and supplies to enemies that we are supposedly not aloud to talk to.

So instead of going around bullying people and changing the dymanics of the game and acting like an obsessed crazy person, get your grown person on and admit your mistakes and stop blaming people for them. If you feel like it was me who ran and snitched then tell yourself "damn I fucked up for telling her that" and just move on. I don't care about it. I am never going to care about it and I have certain people blocked for a reason and I will keep using my blocked button for any other pawns and followers who want to get in on it. You don't hear me whining and complaining about how I thought Penguin was a really bad friend *shrug*

You will forever be dead to me. ITS A WRAP!
xoxo,
Sheena the Warrior Princess

back from my blog hiatus!

Ok so I haven't updated in awhile because I have been a little busy plus my computer broke.

There are a few things I'd like to kick my blog off with because it has been read by IRL people (well people are real lol but you catch my drift). This weekend my phone was blown up by some breezy who mentioned me playing PK. How would they know unless they read my blog which is heavily advertised on Facebook. And why is she on my Facebook page? Maybe she will text me an answer.

I DO NOT PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE IM NOT. What you see is what you get. I may wild out a little which may not be too much in my nature but this is me

I do not even know why I am explaining this shit. Read the About The Editor section nosey ass hoes.


Ok so on to PK issues...

A lot of people were banned this week. This week in Parallel Kingdom has been very interesting. I am so mad it took many months for the developers to ban Remis. Seriously? C'mon... And the cop and all his brothers or as some people speculate, his other accounts were banned. I think his friends were also banned too which was a lot of people. I am kind of sad I didn't know about the Lich Glitch. Liches would drop +25 weapons I read...and here I am parading around skeletons.

But on some real shit I was upset because a lot of vets worked their asses off to get to 25 on their weapons. Not their avatar but their actual weapon where it took some people weeks to hunt their asses off, slang shit, scam, etc however they did it,it was hard work and I respected that. Now you got this homo GIVING AWAY 25's to noobs. He was selling weapons for 50k!!!!! I spent 500k on each capped weaponn I have and worked hard and when I capped I was so proud of myself. Now you can buy a capped for 50k or practically get one for free. I think a 24 is worth more than a 25 now.

Among all the other people banned there were even people thrown under the bus and banned who had no hand in ths whole fiasco. A bunch of craziness and now a fragile economy. Some of the prices are driving down which is a good thing for buyers and I think the sellers and suppliers are going to be a little disappointed. The good thing however is that this should bring in more business. Wood is down to 100g per and leather is around 300 I believe.

Other changes that are upcoming is changes in flags again. Not only can you not chop public flags, if you are going for any hat which involves building or flag destruction your flag count is not included. You will no longer be able to chop yourself. I agree with this wholeheartedly and think its fair. Chopping yourself in a way is smart because you do get your materials back however you're not deserving of that hat because you really didn't go out there and chop everyone you were supposed to be chopping or you didn't really go out there and build all those flags and buildings like you were supposed to. You should be in competition with other people and not yourself.

Another thing happening in PK this week is Creighton's new chopping crew called Legion. I think someone was up watching cartoons Saturday morning because when I hear Legion I think of the Legion of Doom

and I think there is even new clans fighting against them. If not I think some noobs should come together and form Super Friends!


and I am only going to touch lightly on that. This has been my observations for the things I haven't been able to blog about.

xoxo,
Wonder Woman

"forget the bed I wanna lay your body right here on the table"

LOL seriously why do we need tables in PK? I don't get it BUT the update provided on monday had some really cute stuff. I did not have enough food to purchase a leprachaun hat in time for St Pattys Day but that doesn't mean I won't be copping one before they get taken out the tradeposts.

I adore the new furnature decorations and what's really neat was that they didn't require a lot of supplies to construct each piece. Maybe that just depends on which theme you choose. I love roses and I am a big romantic so I went ahead and chose the Flora theme. A lot of the materials I already had and within a day my shit was decked for the exception of my heart bed. I love my heart bed and it's not going anywhere even if it might look out of place with the faux forest theme.

My other favorite pieces include the crystal waterfall, someone had a giant firepit, crystal ball and I have a rose piece adorning my wall. Ok so enough with decorations, I have not had time to gripe about public flags being chopped mostly because I haven't ran across enemy flags yet but who cares if I cant travel them, them bitches are going bye bye (if anyone ever noticed....90% of public flags are soft...I have no clue why but just my personal observation)



With all the new updates I noticed a lot more lag and force closing, intensifed by what I had wrote in one of my previous entries. I don't recall how many times I need to log off and on or how I crash when I receive a message. All I know is its bullshit as usual.

We don't need al these new retarded weapons. Had the game not been catered to noobs toward the end of AOG, they wouldn't have to change anything and add more items and features. Sure its nice but I don't care too much for it.

xoxo,
Sheena the Latina

my home away from pk: LIVECHAT

This app is seriously stupid but made for people like myself who get bored and want to talk for hours and laugh at dumb bullshit.

Funny part is every girl looks like a model or pose in their underwear. I think I even saw a girl who wasn't wearing a matching panty set which was awkward.

Where you can find me is in any latin chat room. I dont even speak spanish but I must admit they wild out in there. From fat jokes to people throwing up pictures of Power Rangers in their profile its hilarious.


Its kind of cool to roast people without worrying about getting banned or hurting someone's feelings. You guys know me, I'm forever reaming someone while the females post what appear to be fake photos, half the guys who do the roasting are ugly as fuck.

While LiveChat cannot replace my PK family and fuckery, when I am bored and in need of a cheap laugh LC is where you will find me but it won't be easy. Like in PK, I am forever changing my name and pictures. I might be the Pink Ranger or Amy Winehouse, you never know!

I don't recommend this app for the crybabies of PK plus there are no moderators or devs around to whine to && youre liable for your own feelings getting hurt.

Happy Chatting!

xoxo,
Sheena the Latina

when you see my haters tell them hi =)

Obsession is pretending to have photos of someone that you don't.

Obession is fantasizing and spreading untrue rumors about shit you wish happened.

Obsession is keeping your enemy on your brain 24/7

Obsession is talking about the same person non-stop

Obsession is when you address that person everytime they appear or when someone mentions their name

Obsession is when you live every second of your PK life to chop this person or to try and cause their downfall (...which aint going to happen)

All in all, I've observed some fuckery recently and not just from recent events but also things in the past. Theres a few people who I've seen this behavior in including myself back in the day but I am happy to say I have made a change. Maybe thats part of the reason why I got knives shoved into my back.

When you let go and just do you, you make the game more fun for yourself rather than giving yourself a headache from being a hater.

What a hater does not realize is players who do outstanding love some of this attention because we feel like we are doing something right in order for you to be obsessed.

When we get you to suck your teeth and roll your eyes, to get you to spend all your time talking shit, to invent lies and waste your time to avenge some kind of embarassment we may have caused you- we won. REMEMBER THAT

xoxo,
Sheena the Latina


Bitches are like crabs in a bucket- when you see a bad bitch getting shine you should love it ♥