i be yellin "fuck em!" with a dildo sign

I think that the more some people play, the more some people forget that PK is just a game. You talk crap, chop people's flags and keep it moving.
Last night and earlier today while I was merrily planting flags and talking to my fellow PK members I had an epiphany. Someone was putting all their real feelings into these virtual flags I have...like chopping them is going to solve all thier issues. Having this thought process I actually laughed. Being chopped was funny to me at that moment. So for the 10 flags dropped I planted nearly 200 more and kept it moving.

But let's take an inside look into the real drama at hand. I've heard people repeat their side of the story which is hilarious that someone is playing the victim to their own wrong doing. What's even more hilarious is the people who stand wholeheartedly behind this player like what THEY did was completely ok and that I was in the wrong.

7:24 PM mizzbishchelle: I just ya know.. play dirty.

So for the past few months, I have had these two idiots on block meaning, they are dead to me. I do not talk about them unless provoked and I've been handling my business and been doing me.

7:28 PM mizzbishchelle: haha
  boys
  I play alot on pk

someone who looks like that is trying to talk shit about me, call me fat and a whore which is so funny to me that I actually called up my friend and we both laughed so hard over the phone. Not only is she ugly on the outside, she is very ugly and insecure on the inside which is sad. I'd understand all shit talking if she was fine, skinny and lived in a bomb ass crib and had a clean rap sheet but I've gotten so many PM's from people nodding in agreement about how bad she makes her self look when she flings false insults at me. EVEN HER OWN FRIENDS.

7:28 PM mizzbishchelle: just with a few tho
  like10 and geoi and scooty mainly

and then she drags Ms Chewbacca into it

or well maybe Chewy took it upon herself. Even though I've been keeping to myself shes been PMing everyone like an obsessive stalker spreading false rumors. Me and the hubs were laughing at her 10 page PM's she kept firing off acting like shes concerned.

MAYBE she forgot about how she was crying in my inbox about Penguin flirting with her PK man and how she thought they were creeping. You should never ever feel like your best friend is seeing your man behind your back. If your best friend makes you feel like that, they aren't really your friend. I also remember how she was whining about Penguin having phone sex with her crush and how sad she was. You think I'd back up someone who kept going after the people I intimately cared for? HELL NO! I guess I don't fault her for staying a loyal friend and backing her friend up who self admitted she was cybering with all of PK lol. I just think it's funny how she paints them as victims and like her friend is innocent

7:22 PM klanie13: Mimz he never sends me heart
  Only once when i signed on n him n shellz were hunting
  He usually sends shellz emoji hearts
  Not me

Let me tell you something. I can be thrown all the fat jokes in the world, and be called this and that but here is the thing- I am honest and loyal to my man. When I make mistakes I admit them and I move on and I do not throw people under the bus for my relationship wrong doings or mistakes. Also I know I am a beautiful individual inside and out, I have friends who love me, I have a man who is in love with me and I love the hell out of him, what more can I ask for? I don't need to stay bitter and to feud with anyone. I am not a little child, I am a grown woman and whatever I do is my business. Anything I ever did while being PK single is my business. Any rumors that fly around that I didnt confirm or clear- step off with it. I even clearly stated that I stopped talking to other guys.

7:25 PM me: All my old boytoys are mad @ me
7:26 PM mizzbishchelle: why?!
 me: because I really fell for al and I stopped paying attn to them lmao
  Like one of them chopped me

and if it's over me having new friends again, I am not a child and I will not be told who I can and cannot be friends with. Funny thing is I didn't put my friends on blast when they sold materials and supplies to enemies that we are supposedly not aloud to talk to.

So instead of going around bullying people and changing the dymanics of the game and acting like an obsessed crazy person, get your grown person on and admit your mistakes and stop blaming people for them. If you feel like it was me who ran and snitched then tell yourself "damn I fucked up for telling her that" and just move on. I don't care about it. I am never going to care about it and I have certain people blocked for a reason and I will keep using my blocked button for any other pawns and followers who want to get in on it. You don't hear me whining and complaining about how I thought Penguin was a really bad friend *shrug*

You will forever be dead to me. ITS A WRAP!
xoxo,
Sheena the Warrior Princess

back from my blog hiatus!

Ok so I haven't updated in awhile because I have been a little busy plus my computer broke.

There are a few things I'd like to kick my blog off with because it has been read by IRL people (well people are real lol but you catch my drift). This weekend my phone was blown up by some breezy who mentioned me playing PK. How would they know unless they read my blog which is heavily advertised on Facebook. And why is she on my Facebook page? Maybe she will text me an answer.

I DO NOT PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE IM NOT. What you see is what you get. I may wild out a little which may not be too much in my nature but this is me

I do not even know why I am explaining this shit. Read the About The Editor section nosey ass hoes.


Ok so on to PK issues...

A lot of people were banned this week. This week in Parallel Kingdom has been very interesting. I am so mad it took many months for the developers to ban Remis. Seriously? C'mon... And the cop and all his brothers or as some people speculate, his other accounts were banned. I think his friends were also banned too which was a lot of people. I am kind of sad I didn't know about the Lich Glitch. Liches would drop +25 weapons I read...and here I am parading around skeletons.

But on some real shit I was upset because a lot of vets worked their asses off to get to 25 on their weapons. Not their avatar but their actual weapon where it took some people weeks to hunt their asses off, slang shit, scam, etc however they did it,it was hard work and I respected that. Now you got this homo GIVING AWAY 25's to noobs. He was selling weapons for 50k!!!!! I spent 500k on each capped weaponn I have and worked hard and when I capped I was so proud of myself. Now you can buy a capped for 50k or practically get one for free. I think a 24 is worth more than a 25 now.

Among all the other people banned there were even people thrown under the bus and banned who had no hand in ths whole fiasco. A bunch of craziness and now a fragile economy. Some of the prices are driving down which is a good thing for buyers and I think the sellers and suppliers are going to be a little disappointed. The good thing however is that this should bring in more business. Wood is down to 100g per and leather is around 300 I believe.

Other changes that are upcoming is changes in flags again. Not only can you not chop public flags, if you are going for any hat which involves building or flag destruction your flag count is not included. You will no longer be able to chop yourself. I agree with this wholeheartedly and think its fair. Chopping yourself in a way is smart because you do get your materials back however you're not deserving of that hat because you really didn't go out there and chop everyone you were supposed to be chopping or you didn't really go out there and build all those flags and buildings like you were supposed to. You should be in competition with other people and not yourself.

Another thing happening in PK this week is Creighton's new chopping crew called Legion. I think someone was up watching cartoons Saturday morning because when I hear Legion I think of the Legion of Doom

and I think there is even new clans fighting against them. If not I think some noobs should come together and form Super Friends!


and I am only going to touch lightly on that. This has been my observations for the things I haven't been able to blog about.

xoxo,
Wonder Woman

"forget the bed I wanna lay your body right here on the table"

LOL seriously why do we need tables in PK? I don't get it BUT the update provided on monday had some really cute stuff. I did not have enough food to purchase a leprachaun hat in time for St Pattys Day but that doesn't mean I won't be copping one before they get taken out the tradeposts.

I adore the new furnature decorations and what's really neat was that they didn't require a lot of supplies to construct each piece. Maybe that just depends on which theme you choose. I love roses and I am a big romantic so I went ahead and chose the Flora theme. A lot of the materials I already had and within a day my shit was decked for the exception of my heart bed. I love my heart bed and it's not going anywhere even if it might look out of place with the faux forest theme.

My other favorite pieces include the crystal waterfall, someone had a giant firepit, crystal ball and I have a rose piece adorning my wall. Ok so enough with decorations, I have not had time to gripe about public flags being chopped mostly because I haven't ran across enemy flags yet but who cares if I cant travel them, them bitches are going bye bye (if anyone ever noticed....90% of public flags are soft...I have no clue why but just my personal observation)



With all the new updates I noticed a lot more lag and force closing, intensifed by what I had wrote in one of my previous entries. I don't recall how many times I need to log off and on or how I crash when I receive a message. All I know is its bullshit as usual.

We don't need al these new retarded weapons. Had the game not been catered to noobs toward the end of AOG, they wouldn't have to change anything and add more items and features. Sure its nice but I don't care too much for it.

xoxo,
Sheena the Latina

my home away from pk: LIVECHAT

This app is seriously stupid but made for people like myself who get bored and want to talk for hours and laugh at dumb bullshit.

Funny part is every girl looks like a model or pose in their underwear. I think I even saw a girl who wasn't wearing a matching panty set which was awkward.

Where you can find me is in any latin chat room. I dont even speak spanish but I must admit they wild out in there. From fat jokes to people throwing up pictures of Power Rangers in their profile its hilarious.


Its kind of cool to roast people without worrying about getting banned or hurting someone's feelings. You guys know me, I'm forever reaming someone while the females post what appear to be fake photos, half the guys who do the roasting are ugly as fuck.

While LiveChat cannot replace my PK family and fuckery, when I am bored and in need of a cheap laugh LC is where you will find me but it won't be easy. Like in PK, I am forever changing my name and pictures. I might be the Pink Ranger or Amy Winehouse, you never know!

I don't recommend this app for the crybabies of PK plus there are no moderators or devs around to whine to && youre liable for your own feelings getting hurt.

Happy Chatting!

xoxo,
Sheena the Latina

when you see my haters tell them hi =)

Obsession is pretending to have photos of someone that you don't.

Obession is fantasizing and spreading untrue rumors about shit you wish happened.

Obsession is keeping your enemy on your brain 24/7

Obsession is talking about the same person non-stop

Obsession is when you address that person everytime they appear or when someone mentions their name

Obsession is when you live every second of your PK life to chop this person or to try and cause their downfall (...which aint going to happen)

All in all, I've observed some fuckery recently and not just from recent events but also things in the past. Theres a few people who I've seen this behavior in including myself back in the day but I am happy to say I have made a change. Maybe thats part of the reason why I got knives shoved into my back.

When you let go and just do you, you make the game more fun for yourself rather than giving yourself a headache from being a hater.

What a hater does not realize is players who do outstanding love some of this attention because we feel like we are doing something right in order for you to be obsessed.

When we get you to suck your teeth and roll your eyes, to get you to spend all your time talking shit, to invent lies and waste your time to avenge some kind of embarassment we may have caused you- we won. REMEMBER THAT

xoxo,
Sheena the Latina


Bitches are like crabs in a bucket- when you see a bad bitch getting shine you should love it ♥

Monday: New Changes

Alright so this morning someone directed me to the Update Hut at ParallelKingdom.com

WOW.

Change in Public Flags
To help make Public Flags a little less vulnerable, from now on, enemies will not be able to use public flags for travel. This is not intended to provide complete protection to owners of Public Flags, but it should make players think twice before attempting to chop a whole chain of them.

THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT. Seriously I think that if enemies cannot travel public flags what is the point of having them? Just have someone grant passage then and keep flags normal. Chopping is a part of the game and the devs sometimes forget the point of their own game. This has become so noob friendly and catered to crybabies.

Even if devs wanted less drama among the players the villians and bad guys in this game contribute too in many different ways.

I think enemies would make the other player smarter like for instance if you have people after you, do not do something stupid like sell roc shrine tickets to your public flags

and even if you dont have access to these flags its easy to work around them or find someone who is neutral to help hop. The whole thing is fucking retarded.

Other than that nonsense, new updates include St Patrick's Day PK Swag! We are getting St Patrick Day hats and other items which include game tables, barrels of alcohol (so me and my avi can get crunk) and the work bench is functional towards decorating furnature and other things.

BUT again, all this is going to require more food


When IS St Patrick's Day?! Someone let me know..

xoxo,
Lucky Charms the Latina

LAG & Force Closing- a Bitch && a Half

Ok so a little before the update actually, myself and most if not all PK players have been experiencing horrendous lag and force closing. The amount of times I force close in a day, it actually makes me want to just shut off the application and do something constructive. Good for me, bad for devs. Perfect example is right now. After force closing for the 10th time I closed the app and turned on my MP3 to write this article and to get more shit done.

Are the new items and update worth all the lag and force closing? Well it depends. The amount of funds that are rolling in, I am quite sure we helped get better servers. If not then again, I do not know what the fuck we are paying for.

I hope the lagging and force closing gets ironed out. I know a lot of you are super patient and even understanding but um...yeah not me apparently FIX THE DAMN LAG PLEASE!!!

I don't want to be having a conversation with my honey and he gets my message 10 minutes later or if I am hunting I keep force closing and end up dying. Or when I am chatting in global and everything freezes up and then the chat floods when lag rolls over. People accidently delete things and block people due to lagging issues. It just makes it not fun to play.

xoxo,
Sheena the Latina

PK Convention or Bust

Ok so a few days ago I recieved an event invitation on Facebook. Opening it up it was something that stirred up my curiousity.

PK Convention
Type: Party - Bar Night
Start Time: Wednesday, May 5, 2010 at 2:15pm
End Time: Sunday, September 5, 2010 at 5:15pm
Location: Las Vegas?
[http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/event.php?eid=343511983537]

I have mixed feelings about this. I think it could be really fun being around my friends in the game and also kind of disasterous with the drama on going and not just with me, I speak on that for anyone who has beef lol. Mostly because like in my 12 Fuck You's of PK, there are people who are so relentless on their dislike for someone they have a tendency to take it to another extreme.

HOWEVER, I was laughing to myself because I was thinking about how everyone would act. Would Morti be backing it up on random people in the lobby? Would Belle karate chop you if you accidently stepped on her brand new kicks? I can picture SPS reciting poetry outloud while the two pendejas sitting in the corner gossiping and throwing popcorn at anyone who crosses their path. Jman would pick pocket people filing inside the ballroom while me and Kaw stop to pose and take pictures.

This is my imagination running wild at the thought of us gathered into a convention center.

LOL I mentioned to Aldoggy I would drag him along as my date and we'd pose in front for paparazzi like this:


If this convention didn't have a metal detector I am going strapped in case some shit pops off. and I want us all to wear these stickers with our screen names filled in. I would need to wear like 10 for all my name changes

I look forward to meeting you all...I think...

xoxo,
Sheena the Latina


(IRL members of PK attending the PK Convention)

UPDATE: a bitch FINALLY got to log in.

I was finally able to log in that night 9 hours later. A friend mentioned that I should've simply uninstalled the game and reloaded it...hrmmm. SO ANYWAY after playing for a few days here is what I think-

*I haven't found the retarded ice bird. I am not sure anyone has. And if they did the feathers are going for 100k in trade chat.

*I only collected one gem so far. It wasn't hard however, I have little patience to hunt for hours on end. So after you hunt and hunt or spend massive amounts of gold on a gem, you need to spend over or close to a million to fuse it to your weapons or armor. This is some bullshit in itself but I guess a lot of players are getting a kick out of a challange.

*If you don't plan on spending that million right away, you can simply craft a tiara or crown. They're ok looking however, everyone and their mother wants to rock one or the other. I am one of them. I also discovered females can wear crowns too. I haven't had the audacity to ask my man to try on my tiara yet.

*Everyone is selling all their capped weapons and anything of value. Why? Because upgrading your shit now costs so much it is just cheaper to upgrade from +0. I think selling all your stuff is stupid only because a lot of players worked so hard to get capped. I would rather just aquire the funds and fuse my weapons that way.

*Skeletons and Liches are ugly as fuck but hella cool. How that works, no idea but let me tell you- my husband chased me around the circle for 10 minutes with his Lich and it reminded me of Tales from the Crypt while I shrieked in horror. You can only have one Lich I read but I have seen an army of Skeletons when visiting another player.

*LAG LAG LAAAAG. It is so intense that I constantly have to sign out and restart app to make it run again. It also sucks waiting 10 minutes for somebody to respond to you because their message hasn't gone through.

I am really looking forward to fusing my weapon and getting a multiple gem tiara and even an crown. I think that is the most interesting thing so far about this update. Other than that...hmmm...yeah that is about it.

xoxo,
Sheena the mothafuckin' Latina

Blind Item: Fatal Attraction

Last night there was a strange appearance of someone in chat. He claimed he was a coworker of a well known player. He claimed this player had his account deleted and that he was checking up on PK to see what happened.

Only problem is we know that the "coworker" is indeed this player's second account. On this second account months back, he pretended to be the boyfriend of a young girl who most oftenly spammed chat and showed her fur to all of global (voluntarily and involuntarily I might add. How does that work? Well she sent it to Member A and they passed it on to Member B and they passed to Member C and so forth. However inside sources tell me they received her photos personally in their inbox)

Being that we knew and didn't forget that he was indeed under the second account, we were quick to call bullshit. Well I did actually. Yes I literally called it bullshit in chat. Someone might've threw in he had a personality disorder but that is a different story for another day.

He came into chat today personally under a new screen name and revealed his account was deleted by the young girl. Why did the dipshit give this immature girl his password? I have no clue. But a person can log in to ParallelKingdom.com and request their account to be deleted. Sucks when a scorned lover has you by the balls. Maybe it also sucks that he paid $200 real life cash for the weapons that are now long gone.

Let us pray for these two.




xoxo,
Sheena the Latina

¿where in the world is MY_BELLE?

MIA but not forgotten, I miss you My_Belle. I miss your random bursts of laughter when someone says something dumb in chat or even keekeeing at people in PM's.

She makes such an awesome best friend, and always there for me when I need her. She listens to me drone on for hours on the phone when I am bored or in distress. Not only is she my best friend she is like my big sister even though I'm like when she lectures me (lol ILY).

Please donate to the Belle Needs a New Phone Foundation at SheenaTheLatina@gmail.com =)

xoxo,
Sheena the Latina

(WE RUN YOU BITCHES!)

Sheena's Rant: when the fuck can a bitch log in?!

So after my week hiatus, I come back to this bullshit...PK won't load for me. PK won't load for a lot of people. 5 days, 5 hours and 9 minutes later the servers keep timing out on the "Downloading Data" section.

So my inside source tells me that the new update is going to be off the hook. Poisoned weapons, crowns and tiaras and ice feathers and countless other things. The downside is that everything in the PK economy has skyrocketed and trade posts are running low on supplies and the lag has intensified. Not only is lag intense I heard, half of us cannot sign on to play. Times like these make me feel dumb for whipping out my credit card (goes back to my 12 Fuck You's...what the fuck am I paying for?!).

When I finally get to log in, who knows when that is, I hope it's all worth it. Scammers and billionaires are havin a field day I bet.

xoxo,
Sheena

Silent but Deadly--PK's Quiet Vets

Ever notice some of the people in global are either the following: noobs, vets with very little capped weapons or vets/players with no capped weapons at all.

I salute you quiet vet for secretly lurking (or just turning off all chats lol). Not only is your flag count high, you are either rich in gold and/or carry multiple (or ALL) capped weapons.

I didn't believe that shit...until I married one. Reducing my chat time by roughly 25% I found that I lead a more productive day. All chats turned off I can pull off a couple hundred grand in a day. The only downside to this is I get awfully bored and lonely unless my silent vet is by my side.

I can't say that I am satisfied being a statistic in chat where I only carry a limited amount of capped weapons. Are you? What do you honestly play for?

Blind Item: Rise of a Clan

The past couple of weeks there has been an influx of PK clans and "gangs" (and I use that word loosely here). There is a group that has been growing at an alarming rate in which they are given free scrolls as long as they add the group's initials onto their screen name.

No one really knows what they do or what they stand for but inside sources say they supposedly share resources and hunt in a large group. On the contrary they lost a member recently due to conflict. After refusing to share resources, he left and changed his name continuing aquiring his own materials and resources.

Since the rise of this mysterious group, many anti-coalition and other groups have weasled their way onto Global. Many of these groups have scammed and chopped out of revenge against the clan in which so many people have joined.

After politely declining an invite to join, I can only wonder whats in store for all these clans that have formed recently. In my last article I stated that I disapprove of fake gangbanging on the interwebs, so I kind of sit back and giggle at people taking verbal shots at each other over a tag that ends or begins their screen name. Whatever the outcome is I can only hope all these people can find enough scroll merchants to gain their own identity back.



xoxo,
Sheena the Latina